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GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm, #241700
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm, #220627
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm, #220626
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm, #220625
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm, #220624
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm, #220565

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm, #220536
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am, #220522
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am, #220519
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am, #223975
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am, #133322
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm, #131251
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm, #131164
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am, #131129
Brilliant. 5.


DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.


TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm, #75222
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm, #28424
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am, #19043
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am, #19035
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.


TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am, #67856
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm, #66464
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm, #39415
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am, #33252
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


2ND AMENDMENT - The right to 'Bear-arms'?????


TAGS: amendment bare arms
Rating: 1.75/5

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bhaalgorn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am, #46397
i still prefer the right to arm bears.
Ag218 - November 7, 2008, 11:56 pm, #34479
Maybe they'll help the next time I go salmon fishing...


19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.


TAGS: ***ist 19th amendment women sufferage obama
Rating: 1.65/5

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HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:39 am, #78968
What you g** now?
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:58 am, #78941
*HAHA (I blame the beers, and the more beers)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:57 am, #78940
And with that lame comment, HAMA prances out of the closet. Well done, girlfriend!
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:52 am, #78933
d*** she made her self not h**.
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 10:23 pm, #75787
Yeah, this one picture proves that the 19th Amendment was a bad idea... not!


RAMEN - Times is hard, money is tight, We gonna be eatin' ramen tonight!


TAGS: ramen times hard money tight
Rating: 4.15/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 7:39 am, #240074
The text is the unofficial motto of my Anime group. Yes, I belong to an Anime group.
maoworks2 - October 18, 2012, 9:19 pm, #240052
Many Times That;s All I Have In the House Later In The Month Sad But True.


RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!


TAGS: kamen mask masked rider senshi sentai super kaiju tokusatsu
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm, #103060
If he's 10 maybe Zed will be his friend?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm, #103058
strange?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm, #103054
Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.
bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am, #103035
If you have some personal experience that you need to share...


BREATH DEEP THE GATHERING GLOOM -


TAGS: late lament moody blues
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - July 4, 2012, 9:47 am, #236985
I was just referring to when he 5ubmitted this fine poster.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:50 am, #236982
Look Out Below !
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 12:29 am, #236972
Taaaaaaaaaagity taaaaaaaaaaaged 5anyway
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 7:40 pm, #236967
Tuuuuuuuuuuue5day aaaaaaaaafternoooooooon.


MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.


TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm, #246027
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm, #224499
Agreed!
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am, #157113
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bull****!!!


MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"


TAGS: smith religion evangelical fundamentalists
Rating: 2.73/5

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awesomejeezus - October 26, 2009, 9:49 pm, #131046
RISE AND SHINE, MR.FREEMAN. RISE AND SHINE.


PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass




GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.




BLESSINGS -


TAGS: can i get an amen from airman
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - September 23, 2009, 12:00 am, #120929
*Two
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm, #120926
Too other words: too far. Even in untimely demise, I'm not THAT vndictive.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm, #120924
I'm in tight with your lawyer... and I'm stockpiling puppies as we speak. Two words: Dragon Skin.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:50 pm, #120920
And motion detectors, and collars with bells on them, lotsa bells. And an envelope in the possession of my lawyer with instructions on what to do if I do not wake up one morning. (Spoiler alert: adopt puppies, lotsa puppies.)
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm, #120915
Sean has cameras.... in a lot of places.
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:45 pm, #120912
scary...looks EXACLTY like my kitty!
Airman - September 14, 2009, 11:28 am, #117713
Amen brother, Amen
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:54 pm, #117336
Shhhhhhhhhhh... don't wake kitty kaboom.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 5:40 pm, #117335
Thanks. I adore cats too. I love dogs as well, and I'm sure I'll have one or two some day (greyhound rescues possibly), but cats rule the roost for the foreseeable future.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:31 pm, #117314
Lol, I actually really liked this. 5... "Stars" mate! (I love cats. Xp)


CHEECH & CHONG - Somehow their reenactment of the New Testament just seemed a little off...


TAGS: cheech chong new testament off
Rating: 3.57/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:11 pm, #228841
undercover police oper5tion for sure :)


GOOD LOOKING OUT! - Gun stores, liquor stores, shoe stores, and FUNERAL PARLORS, have always had our back!!




I Dream of Jeannie -


TAGS: presidential lament
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:29 pm, #249018
I never found th5t actress attractive, even when she was younger. I didn't care none too much for Barba Eden either.


HOME IMPROVEMENT -


TAGS: lowe s tank america freespeach 1stamendment
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:29 pm, #238647
Or let's blow **** up together...either way" little known ending to the quote 5/5
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:04 pm, #226653
amsome
Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:44 pm, #226643

i lol'd...5 when i do :)


SIX YEARS LATER -




I DON"T UNDERSTAND ? - When I Was Growing Up, Religion Around The World Was Not Talked About Much. Now The Whole World Is Going To Explode


TAGS: amen
Rating: 4.59/5

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maoworks2 - June 2, 2012, 10:08 am, #235610
Over My Head, Grimnir ?
Grimnir - June 1, 2012, 2:21 am, #235548
I notice the Norse religion is not represented.. shows the intolerance and hatred of people out there. Very telling...
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:13 pm, #232403
Something Strange Is In The Works!
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:11 pm, #232338
Amen to that.


SERGEANT BOB - I always thought of Spongebob as more of a Navy man.


TAGS: because he likes seamen
Rating: 3.92/5

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Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:13 pm, #177664
5 cuz it is funny and i have to watch this crap all the time with the kiddos, it is fun to watch them all dance around during the opening credits.


YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS - A Kiss is just a Kiss


TAGS: the fundamental things apply
Rating: 4.67/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:39 pm, #215078
Yeah sure, but when that horse is in the mood, just try to out-run him...


TIS THE SEASON -




A HYPROCRITE - is any Fundamentalist who owns a GPS.


TAGS: religion fundamentalist
Rating: 2.63/5

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GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 9:24 pm, #190208
Thanks Faceplant. Presceiate the support. Our guest needs to grow some G2, also. (Let's see if he/she can figure out the LXX reference.)
GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 9:23 pm, #190207
Dear guest. You've missed the point so entirely. The "map" is of the earth taken from the description in Genesis. That is the fundamentalist reality; and no room for the physics of "orbiting birds" to power a GPS. (Shrugs) The spelling is from the LXX.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 5:59 pm, #190118
Hey anon guest, why don't you grow some ball and register before you try smashing a newbie. Run along now
GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 10:26 am, #190049
Not very funny, I know, but I must have stepped on some fundie toes. I LOVE it when I do that!


ORIENTAL - It's not just for rugs anymore!




CRAZY FUNDAMENTALISTS - And they aren't even from Utah ...




LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT - It's a dead giveaway


TAGS: last will testament dead giveaway
Rating: 2.87/5

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Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:57 pm, #87406
I'm not a fan of the pun to no-where, but I will give this a 5 just so you don't think last of me.


YOU WILL HAVE TO PUNCH A HOLE IN IT -


TAGS: christmas tree avatar ornament
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - December 10, 2012, 6:29 pm, #241368
5L (6L for the opportunity to punch a hole through the Pengen)
Airman - December 10, 2012, 6:12 pm, #241366
that took a bit of work.. very nice
MPsniper - December 10, 2012, 5:08 am, #241352
hey....im in there !
Iconoclast - December 9, 2012, 10:53 pm, #241350
Go to Zazzle, print it on a mug.
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 4:56 pm, #241331
Too awesome greeny! Think I'll print one for each member of my family that thinks I waste my time here...teehee.
rerun - December 9, 2012, 11:10 am, #241322

Stellar
CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 11:01 am, #241320
I'm tempted to actually try that :-)
PapaFox - December 9, 2012, 8:59 am, #241318
*Thumbs Up* :-)
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:38 am, #241317
Dang! Nice work Greeny!
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:27 am, #241314
nice...fav'd & I'll try...hehehe


human perspectives -




THE F SPOT -




Tibial Tuberosity Advancement -


TAGS: tta tplo acl ligament knee
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2014, 6:59 am, #256292
5 for the mutual agony
vindicator - August 21, 2014, 12:42 am, #256285
So, you gonna vote now? hehe
vindicator - August 21, 2014, 12:40 am, #256284
The recovery is worse on the human than the dog. I walked him so much, I got injured- pulled a hamstring. It was nerve racking, like a 4 month long totalitarian police state. That was 4 years ago. He's cool, he just sits funny.
GaryO - August 20, 2014, 10:24 pm, #256283
Too sloshed to give an intelligent reply, but seemed pertinent an hour or so ago. Some large breeds are predestined, and procedures sometimes just prolong their agony. My bud’s Dane would do a lot of whimpering without some pretty heavy meds.
vindicator - August 20, 2014, 9:10 pm, #256282
yes/10/no. How does any of that make a difference?
GaryO - August 20, 2014, 8:21 pm, #256281
Nice poster, but loaded with unanswered questions. Your pooch? How old? Any more procedures? Need some answers before I can vote.


HUMOR -


TAGS: ornaments
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - July 31, 2012, 8:02 pm, #237927
Thanks for the 5L space and just finished a post to yours in the poster evolution thread that might interest you....ohhh the horror, the images.....
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:34 pm, #237925
5L Miss P. This should have more votes. Where are forum people that support the contributors?... Answered my own question: they're in the forums. LOL


But, officer... -


TAGS: 2nd amendment
Rating: 4/5

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arsanlupin - December 23, 2013, 1:21 pm, #251682
My pleasure! I noticed because I've visited Russia several times. I can read Russian, and I spotted the flag on the MVD logo: now called "police", formerly "militia". Also, the Euro A/C's were a dead giveaway. All that made the caption even funnier!
chickenlittle - December 23, 2013, 11:39 am, #251681
Hi arsanlupin, I was hoping no one would notice that! Thanks for the 5 bears :D
arsanlupin - December 23, 2013, 11:34 am, #251680
lmao! Not in Russia it doesn't! 5 Mishas!


PEOPLE SENDING A MESSAGE - Because Two Pompous Hood Ornaments Are More Than Enough.




X-RAY VISION -


TAGS: bartimaeus laments crappy super power
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:42 pm, #121954
Thanks, Sean. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm, #121949
This is clever. And under-rated.


SWEET 16 -


TAGS: ncaa tournament bracket busters
Rating: 3.38/5

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Billiam - March 26, 2011, 9:42 pm, #215315
owned


HOODIE -




PALLIATIVE -




AMBITION -




INCOMPETENT - "The fundamentals of our economy are strong" -John McCain, after AIG crashed


TAGS: aig john mccain economy fundamentals incompetant
Rating: 2.26/5

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a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:18 pm, #101860
The difference being that McCain made that comment literally hours after the markets took a collective ****. Besides, we do need regulation because capitalists are, for lack of a better word, f***ing greedy.
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm, #101858
And yet, when President Obama said the same thing after his inauguration, no mockery. By the way, if the fundamentals weren't strong, why is the dollar worth so much internationally still?


THOMAS JEFFERSON - Bukake target for gun nuts.


TAGS: oh the second amendment oh oh oh oh i better wipe that off
Rating: 2.15/5

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Verrater - February 18, 2011, 10:40 pm, #212691
TJ was a gun nut you moron and so am i. :) "One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. The Writings of Thomas Jefferson, (Memorial Edition) Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.
whatukno - June 13, 2010, 1:32 am, #180144
dunno, do you fap to a picture of Thomas Jefferson when you conceal your firearm?
MadTarnsman - June 12, 2010, 9:08 pm, #180126
It's "bukkake" and I guess a concealed carry permit makes me a gun nut??


Probable Cause -


TAGS: terrystop 4rthamendemnt kevindurant oklahoma thunder
Rating: 3.4/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:52 pm, #261008
Well if he's really h o t, the officer can stop and frisk anytime he wants! LOL! Seriously, it gets this stupid sometimes. I drive a muscle car. Its high gloss black and looks evil. I have to deal with it sometimes. Excellent, nasty dog! 5L!
MashiMashi - April 27, 2015, 3:09 pm, #260970
No it's the new black-hoodie
EmilioDumphque - April 27, 2015, 1:48 pm, #260964
Is this an advertisement?


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