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Amen Demotivational Poster

GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!

TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???

MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.

TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.

DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.

TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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GaryO - September 17, 2015, 7:13 am
To the contrary, steve. In order to have a lifelong commitment, one must have a life. Then again, I s’pose lifeless, posterless compulsive commenters could just be committed.
steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 12:06 am
I congratulate on your ability to remain nobody of distinction. I see that it is a life-long commitment.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:43 pm
I see one bird in this picture. The other one is a chipmunk. Ha ha, you wrote that comment in 2008 and no one cares about these words.
Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)

THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.

TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has

19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.

TAGS: ***ist 19th amendment women sufferage obama
Rating: 1.78/5

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HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:39 am
What you g** now?
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:58 am
*HAHA (I blame the beers, and the more beers)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:57 am
And with that lame comment, HAMA prances out of the closet. Well done, girlfriend!
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:52 am
d*** she made her self not h**.
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 10:23 pm
Yeah, this one picture proves that the 19th Amendment was a bad idea... not!

2ND AMENDMENT - The right to 'Bear-arms'?????

TAGS: amendment bare arms
Rating: 1.75/5

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bhaalgorn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
i still prefer the right to arm bears.
Ag218 - November 7, 2008, 11:56 pm
Maybe they'll help the next time I go salmon fishing...

RAMEN - Times is hard, money is tight, We gonna be eatin' ramen tonight!

TAGS: ramen times hard money tight
Rating: 4.15/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 7:39 am
The text is the unofficial motto of my Anime group. Yes, I belong to an Anime group.
maoworks2 - October 18, 2012, 9:19 pm
Many Times That;s All I Have In the House Later In The Month Sad But True.

RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!

TAGS: kamen mask masked rider senshi sentai super kaiju tokusatsu
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
If he's 10 maybe Zed will be his friend?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm
Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.
bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am
If you have some personal experience that you need to share...


TAGS: late lament moody blues
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - July 4, 2012, 9:47 am
I was just referring to when he 5ubmitted this fine poster.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:50 am
Look Out Below !
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Taaaaaaaaaagity taaaaaaaaaaaged 5anyway
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 7:40 pm
Tuuuuuuuuuuue5day aaaaaaaaafternoooooooon.

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.

TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bull****!!!

MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"

TAGS: smith religion evangelical fundamentalists
Rating: 2.73/5

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awesomejeezus - October 26, 2009, 9:49 pm

PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass

GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.


TAGS: can i get an amen from airman
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - September 23, 2009, 12:00 am
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
Too other words: too far. Even in untimely demise, I'm not THAT vndictive.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
I'm in tight with your lawyer... and I'm stockpiling puppies as we speak. Two words: Dragon Skin.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:50 pm
And motion detectors, and collars with bells on them, lotsa bells. And an envelope in the possession of my lawyer with instructions on what to do if I do not wake up one morning. (Spoiler alert: adopt puppies, lotsa puppies.)
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sean has cameras.... in a lot of places.
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:45 pm
scary...looks EXACLTY like my kitty!
Airman - September 14, 2009, 11:28 am
Amen brother, Amen
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhh... don't wake kitty kaboom.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 5:40 pm
Thanks. I adore cats too. I love dogs as well, and I'm sure I'll have one or two some day (greyhound rescues possibly), but cats rule the roost for the foreseeable future.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:31 pm
Lol, I actually really liked this. 5... "Stars" mate! (I love cats. Xp)

CHEECH & CHONG - Somehow their reenactment of the New Testament just seemed a little off...

TAGS: cheech chong new testament off
Rating: 3.57/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:11 pm
undercover police oper5tion for sure :)

GOOD LOOKING OUT! - Gun stores, liquor stores, shoe stores, and FUNERAL PARLORS, have always had our back!!

I Dream of Jeannie -

TAGS: presidential lament
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:29 pm
I never found th5t actress attractive, even when she was younger. I didn't care none too much for Barba Eden either.


TAGS: lowe s tank america freespeach 1stamendment
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:29 pm
Or let's blow **** up together...either way" little known ending to the quote 5/5
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:44 pm

i lol'd...5 when i do :)


I DON"T UNDERSTAND ? - When I Was Growing Up, Religion Around The World Was Not Talked About Much. Now The Whole World Is Going To Explode

TAGS: amen
Rating: 4.59/5

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maoworks2 - June 2, 2012, 10:08 am
Over My Head, Grimnir ?
Grimnir - June 1, 2012, 2:21 am
I notice the Norse religion is not represented.. shows the intolerance and hatred of people out there. Very telling...
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:13 pm
Something Strange Is In The Works!
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:11 pm
Amen to that.

SERGEANT BOB - I always thought of Spongebob as more of a Navy man.

TAGS: because he likes seamen
Rating: 3.92/5

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Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:13 pm
5 cuz it is funny and i have to watch this crap all the time with the kiddos, it is fun to watch them all dance around during the opening credits.

YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS - A Kiss is just a Kiss

TAGS: the fundamental things apply
Rating: 4.67/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:39 pm
Yeah sure, but when that horse is in the mood, just try to out-run him...


A HYPROCRITE - is any Fundamentalist who owns a GPS.

TAGS: religion fundamentalist
Rating: 2.63/5

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GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 9:24 pm
Thanks Faceplant. Presceiate the support. Our guest needs to grow some G2, also. (Let's see if he/she can figure out the LXX reference.)
GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
Dear guest. You've missed the point so entirely. The "map" is of the earth taken from the description in Genesis. That is the fundamentalist reality; and no room for the physics of "orbiting birds" to power a GPS. (Shrugs) The spelling is from the LXX.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 5:59 pm
Hey anon guest, why don't you grow some ball and register before you try smashing a newbie. Run along now
GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 10:26 am
Not very funny, I know, but I must have stepped on some fundie toes. I LOVE it when I do that!

ORIENTAL - It's not just for rugs anymore!

CRAZY FUNDAMENTALISTS - And they aren't even from Utah ...

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT - It's a dead giveaway

TAGS: last will testament dead giveaway
Rating: 2.87/5

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Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm not a fan of the pun to no-where, but I will give this a 5 just so you don't think last of me.


TAGS: christmas tree avatar ornament
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - December 10, 2012, 6:29 pm
5L (6L for the opportunity to punch a hole through the Pengen)
Airman - December 10, 2012, 6:12 pm
that took a bit of work.. very nice
MPsniper - December 10, 2012, 5:08 am
hey....im in there !
Iconoclast - December 9, 2012, 10:53 pm
Go to Zazzle, print it on a mug.
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 4:56 pm
Too awesome greeny! Think I'll print one for each member of my family that thinks I waste my time here...teehee.
rerun - December 9, 2012, 11:10 am

CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 11:01 am
I'm tempted to actually try that :-)
PapaFox - December 9, 2012, 8:59 am
*Thumbs Up* :-)
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:38 am
Dang! Nice work Greeny!
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:27 am
nice...fav'd & I'll try...hehehe

human perspectives -


Tibial Tuberosity Advancement -

TAGS: tta tplo acl ligament knee
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2014, 6:59 am
5 for the mutual agony
vindicator - August 21, 2014, 12:42 am
So, you gonna vote now? hehe
vindicator - August 21, 2014, 12:40 am
The recovery is worse on the human than the dog. I walked him so much, I got injured- pulled a hamstring. It was nerve racking, like a 4 month long totalitarian police state. That was 4 years ago. He's cool, he just sits funny.
GaryO - August 20, 2014, 10:24 pm
Too sloshed to give an intelligent reply, but seemed pertinent an hour or so ago. Some large breeds are predestined, and procedures sometimes just prolong their agony. My bud’s Dane would do a lot of whimpering without some pretty heavy meds.
vindicator - August 20, 2014, 9:10 pm
yes/10/no. How does any of that make a difference?
GaryO - August 20, 2014, 8:21 pm
Nice poster, but loaded with unanswered questions. Your pooch? How old? Any more procedures? Need some answers before I can vote.


TAGS: ornaments
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - July 31, 2012, 8:02 pm
Thanks for the 5L space and just finished a post to yours in the poster evolution thread that might interest you....ohhh the horror, the images.....
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:34 pm
5L Miss P. This should have more votes. Where are forum people that support the contributors?... Answered my own question: they're in the forums. LOL

But, officer... -

TAGS: 2nd amendment
Rating: 4/5

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arsanlupin - December 23, 2013, 1:21 pm
My pleasure! I noticed because I've visited Russia several times. I can read Russian, and I spotted the flag on the MVD logo: now called "police", formerly "militia". Also, the Euro A/C's were a dead giveaway. All that made the caption even funnier!
chickenlittle - December 23, 2013, 11:39 am
Hi arsanlupin, I was hoping no one would notice that! Thanks for the 5 bears :D
arsanlupin - December 23, 2013, 11:34 am
lmao! Not in Russia it doesn't! 5 Mishas!

PEOPLE SENDING A MESSAGE - Because Two Pompous Hood Ornaments Are More Than Enough.


TAGS: bartimaeus laments crappy super power
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:42 pm
Thanks, Sean. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
This is clever. And under-rated.

SWEET 16 -

TAGS: ncaa tournament bracket busters
Rating: 3.38/5

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Billiam - March 26, 2011, 9:42 pm




INCOMPETENT - "The fundamentals of our economy are strong" -John McCain, after AIG crashed

TAGS: aig john mccain economy fundamentals incompetant
Rating: 2.26/5

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a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:18 pm
The difference being that McCain made that comment literally hours after the markets took a collective ****. Besides, we do need regulation because capitalists are, for lack of a better word, f***ing greedy.
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
And yet, when President Obama said the same thing after his inauguration, no mockery. By the way, if the fundamentals weren't strong, why is the dollar worth so much internationally still?

THOMAS JEFFERSON - Bukake target for gun nuts.

TAGS: oh the second amendment oh oh oh oh i better wipe that off
Rating: 2.15/5

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Verrater - February 18, 2011, 10:40 pm
TJ was a gun nut you moron and so am i. :) "One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. The Writings of Thomas Jefferson, (Memorial Edition) Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.
whatukno - June 13, 2010, 1:32 am
dunno, do you fap to a picture of Thomas Jefferson when you conceal your firearm?
MadTarnsman - June 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
It's "bukkake" and I guess a concealed carry permit makes me a gun nut??

Jenga -

TAGS: pzy jenga september eleven tournament
Rating: 4.36/5

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Sho - September 14, 2015, 3:01 am
Lmfao 5L
caliban - September 12, 2015, 1:10 am
freasy - September 11, 2015, 1:33 pm
Well done, but bad taste, just my opinion
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 11:04 am

Probable Cause -

TAGS: terrystop 4rthamendemnt kevindurant oklahoma thunder
Rating: 3.4/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:52 pm
Well if he's really h o t, the officer can stop and frisk anytime he wants! LOL! Seriously, it gets this stupid sometimes. I drive a muscle car. Its high gloss black and looks evil. I have to deal with it sometimes. Excellent, nasty dog! 5L!
MashiMashi - April 27, 2015, 3:09 pm
No it's the new black-hoodie
EmilioDumphque - April 27, 2015, 1:48 pm
Is this an advertisement?